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Marco Kaye writes and lives in Portland, Ore. He contributes to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and has a letter in their recent quarterly, which comes in a box that looks like a human head. He can be reached at [email protected].
While “Tiger Moms” may pour their energies into rearing successful children, Long Island offspring are learning to beat the tiger cubs at Halo.
Our planet welcomed their invasion, despite unknown dangers they may have posed.