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Steve Etheridge has written for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Yankee Pot Roast, and some other places, too. Feel free to send him an email about how your day is going.
For the good of their children, parents must be able to properly—sometimes even excruciatingly—discipline them when necessary.