Headlines from January 6, 2006

New York's currently: ready to push the radiator out the window
130 Iraqis killed in suicide attacks on Thursday; Shiites want retribution, blame the U.S.
Pat Robertson doesn't get shy about suggesting God had a hand in Sharon's stroke.
If Sharon dies, who will lead the new centrist movement?
Abramoff money is being returned or redirected to charities in droves.
Third person dies in Turkey from bird flu.
How to ask for a better cappuccino from your local Starbucks.
Bush and former administration officials have pleasant photo op, unpleasant words.
Nobody buys music in southern California, where independent record stores are shuttering one after another.
Miners' families receive final notes from their loved ones.
Proof that what you always knew was true: Cats are more evolved than us.
Discovering the 18-year-old Tony Blair: "I think we felt he copied Mick Jagger so brilliantly that he became Mick Jagger. His whole appearance, demeanor, and desire suggested he wanted to be a rock star."
Sarah Hepola sits down with her parents to review the year's most popular music.
The journal Science will retract a faked stem cell article.
Art corner: paintings of bicycles, Yngwie Malmsteen fan art.
Ways you can entrap those who might steal your copyrighted material.
The best in "outsider" music from 2005.
As a Christian I obviously love God, he's brilliant... The very extraordinary Amazon reviews of Noel Hurley.
Many, many people on the internet say this is the best blonde joke ever--yes, many, many people say exactly that.
Sometimes all it takes is a look at a seriously bad tattoo to make you feel that much better about yourself.
Downloadable audio of some the world's earliest recordings.