Headlines from March 27, 2007

Tony Snow, White House spokesperson, faces cancer for a second time.
Police find missing British woman's body in a sand-filled Japanese bathtub.
Almost 40 percent of the Japanese, including married couples, have not had sex in the past month.
Burma unveils a new capital city (restaurants and shops not included).
Subway hero seeks to void contract signing away 50 percent of future hero profits.
ONN: The Onion launches 24-hour online news network.
In today's ToB Semifinals, Sasha Frere-Jones decides between Atkinson and Pynchon--and we announce the Zombie Round competitors! Also: The Book Standard on the ToB.
The San Francisco Museum of Modern Art uncovers a hidden Picasso.
Ladies: Into the kitchen and back to making sandwiches, lest we all die young.
Cuisses de grenouille for a family of four discovered in Australia.
Thirty percent of U.S. households refuse the internet; online mocking made easier with knowledge that they will never see it.
Wired's annual list of the world's most innovative companies.
YouTube whips together an awards show: OK GO and "Ask a Ninja" clean up.
I might be a fan of her son, but Mrs Harrison was evidently a fan of my mother. The quiet Beatles' mom gets a penpal.
U.K. skeptical as that whole Whole Foods-thing crosses the pond.
Highest British court rules even the very drunk capable of consenting to sex.
After five years at Gitmo, and appearing irritated and at least 30 pounds heavier, Australian David Hicks pleads guilty to terror charges.
Gonzales's senior counselor takes the fifth--is there a crime in which she fears implicating herself?
Senate Republicans say they'll pass the Iraq spending/withdrawal bill, and let Bush's veto pen take care of the rest.
Time Inc. kills Life for the third time, says the magazine's next incarnation will be online.
Insurgents in Iraq say disagreements over tactics have led to a split with Al Qaeda.
Somalis in Minneapolis tick off the locals, who say they should drive their cabs full of alcohol and be happy about it.
Twenty-one children have died here in the past three weeks of pneumonia because they have no antibiotics. In Darfur, aid workers, supplies are under siege.
The surge in citizenship applications counters claims by those who say Latinos don't want to assimilate into American life.
Conservative, Jewish, gay, with rabbinical aspirations? Welcome to seminary.
Bible class in public schools: It's not just for evangelicals anymore!
Video: Greg Pattillo plays flute and beatboxes simultaneously.