Headlines from January 23, 2008

This morning, masked gunmen destroyed seven miles of dividing wall, and Gaza's Egyptian vacation began.
How politicians are like animals, or the other way around.
Op: Americans want to compete in science, but polticians hold us back, says Intel chairman.
Professor argues for more investment in books, not Google, the white bread of research.
I really wish the "Wings" DVDs would get here. The whines of white people.
"My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president."
Print for the commute: South Carolina is a cold place this season, full of lawyers.
In pictures: the living rooms of German DJs.
All five movies nominated for the Best Picture Oscar were made outside the studios, and each for less than $30 million.
MPAA reports that "human error" caused them to overstate losses due to on-campus movie piracy by 300 percent.
Natural gas leads to first visit of a Greek PM to Turkey since 1959; you make the joke.
Alaska wishes Turkey could send some of that natural gas their way; Yakust, the coldest city on earth, would love some heating oil, too.