Headlines from March 10, 2008

South Africa drags its feet on an AIDS treatment that cuts mother-child transmission rates by 25 percent--even jailing those doctors who use it.
Bush makes his "first and final performance" as a stage singer at the Gridiron Club; he tap-dances too.
The woman I had only recently begun sleeping with was a hired killer and there was a gun on my bedside table. Photojournalist's story of falling for a Colombian assassin.
Commercial, in-print, and completely disastrous adventures in Photoshop.
The sleeping child in Clinton's TV spot is actually a 17-year-old Obama supporter.
Teachers have come to make up for what parents lack, trading education for socialization.
California court decides that, in many situations, homeschooling has long been illegal.
Questionable Italian court sanctions lying as a method of covering up an affair.
Italian referee goes into hiding after attack on lookalike bank manager.
"I've had that piece of wood in my evidence room for all these years." Confession to 1893 murder discovered behind window molding, made public.
Europe's warm winter puts sled dogs out of work.
Audio: Another reason to fear global warming--pythons could colonize a third of the U.S.
Another reason to love your D.C. landlords--they can make money when they kick you out.
Fashion might be less an anomaly of otherwise rational and independent preferences than it is an evolved sociocultural mechanism. The economics of fashion means serious business.
AP investigation finds traces of mood stabilizers and sex hormones in the drinking water of 24 major metropolitan areas.
Govs. Corzine, Rendell offer to raise half of the $30 million it would take to stage do-overs for Fla., Mich. primaries.
There's no way to win. You just play. Adam Rogers's tribute to Gary Gygax; a graphic representation of the evolution of geekdom.
Related: The Choose-Your-Own-Adventure chart.
Teacher dedicated to his humorous multiple-choice exams.
As the number of high school graduates declines, college will soon become a students' market.
Eight-year-old boy passes Brazilian law school entrance exam, which says more about the entrance exam than the boy.
The caviar-topped hamachi... has been replaced with a tuna-and-beet tartare topped with sliced radishes. Restaurants prep for recession, cost-cut their menus.
"Abalone sauce cheesy lava stuffed crust pizza" and more odd pies you'll find at East Asian pizza chains.
International Whaling Commission may allow Japan to resume hunting, provided its fishermen cease "research" hunts to the Antarctic.
Japanese researchers manage to catch the elusive random traffic jam on camera.
Beautiful bridges, from Iran to Ohio.
A serious analysis of Ikea product names leaves the Danes feeling like doormats.
A plywood patch covers one of the small rectangular windows. The yard is a patch of tough city turf. From 2006, a view inside a vacant Frank Lloyd Wright home, leaks and all.