Headlines from April 16, 2008

"The largest crowd of Bush's presidency" turns out to sing "Happy Birthday" to the Pope.
Police arrest Libertarians for dancing silently while celebrating Jefferson's birthday.
When Atran went back to Washington to brief National Security Council and Homeland Security staff in January this year, he went armed--with comic books.
Photo gallery from Ku Klux Klan's haberdashery.
Researchers investigate a cure for phantom limb pain.
You don’t tinker with cancer. You uproot it. Ngugi Wa Thiongo'o's lament for Kenya.
The Economist's new blog for business travelers.
Rosecrans Baldwin kicks off new "digital ramble" column for Times Moment blog.
Classical music host Lauren Frey hucks the hoity-toity out of classical music in today's Mp3 Digest.
Josh Allen's new breakdown of perfect song length, with a mix tape of examples.
Breakdown of how your taxes get spent; five-year-old explains intelligent design argument.
A.B.C. to embrace the live commercials of yore in an attempt to make viewers watch the ads.
Pictures of young you and old you, posing in the same position.
Questions for Morgan Spurlock on his newest project: the search for Osama bin Laden.
Video: Stewart responds to Obama's "bitter" comment.
Two new articles accuse Merck, the maker of Vioxx, of ghostwriting, underreported numbers that may have led to patient deaths.
Democrats prefer Popeyes and Republicans Chick-fil-A. Even political strategists know that you are what you eat.
Related: Belly fat [has been] linked to diabetes, high blood pressure, stroke, heart disease, gallbladder disease, sleep apnea, and numerous cancers.
The least important causes of cancer get the most press; vitamin supplements may shorten your life.
Study of tennis umpires' calls show they're wrong nearly 40 percent of the time they're questioned.
Researchers back what eldest children have always claimed: They get more flack from parents.
"Did you see her new belly button? It's so pretty!" A new children's book all about mommy's plastic surgery.
France seeks to criminalize pro-anorexia websites.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel wore a low-cut dress to the opera, and the media had kittens.
Photos: Longlist contenders for Museum of the Year.
"I remember them all--boys and girls--220 all together, not too many to remember their faces, their names." The last surviving commander of the Warsaw Ghetto uprising, 65 years later.
CNN reports: Jack Handey is a real guy.
Helpful: free strips of paper.