Headlines from May 22, 2008

Hillary compares not counting Florida's votes to the Zimbabwe election.
D.N.C. members receiving oranges stamped "Count Florida's Votes."
Op: When the media attacks Obama for not ditching his church, they reveal their ignorance of religious communities.
"Very quietly," Obama begins his V.P. search.
Disney warned us we were going to have a lot of horny women coming on to us. The scoop from a Disneyland Jack Sparrow.
Britain used to lead the world in the production of mechanical elephants.
Business strategies to be learned from the Girl Scout with the record for most cookies sold (17,323 boxes).
State inspectors ranked its condition as "poor." The Brooklyn Bridge turns 125.
Photos: Rewiring old toys to make musical instruments.
Photographer takes Polaroid every day for 18 years, up until the day before he dies.
Why irritation actually serves a marriage well.
Why it's probably a bad idea to drink your urine; spraying it on supermarket vegetables isn't a great idea, either.
The world's shortest philosophy books.
Romney, others scramble to become McCain's V.P., McCain scrambles not to piss off Ellen.
Op: How Obama's foreign policy would be a continuation of JFK's, and why that makes McCain the new Barry Goldwater.
Anonymous $20 million donation saves New York City church (but it's not from Matt Dillon).
D.C. court rules American money discriminates against the blind.
How to convert a Prius to a plug-in hybrid; how to build a square-foot garden for your fire escape.
Paris frets over naked copycats on the metro; Jam Abelanet's risque photographs here.
Risky medicine: using listeria to combat HIV and cancer.
Just as social circles can turn a person into a smoker, they can turn them into a quitter.
Berlusconi endorses tough laws aimed at Italy's estimated 50,000 Romanian Gypsies and other "clandestine" immigrants.
Mob in Kenya kills 11 suspected witches and wizards.
A retrospective of covers and posters utilizing the "cutoff-torso-spread-leg framing device."
Germany's postal service mistakenly prints stamps of Nazi martyr.
An earthquake detector made of glass.