Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Which is just as well, because she wouldn’t have liked the gift you bought for her at the last minute. Gift ideas for the ungifted.
Generation X has always been able to fashion its own best outcome. Now it’s time to take that DIY attitude and fix the nation. Because you know who really won the American Revolution? That’s right: Slackers.
‘Twas the day before Christmas, when all through the house still no presents were purchased—again, you’re a louse. Gift ideas for the ungifted.
You made your list, you checked it twice, then you waited until the last minute to do any of your shopping. Ideas for gifts for everyone on your list, whether they want them or not.
It’s that time of year again—actually, it’s way past that time of year. And again, you still haven’t done your holiday shopping.
It’s a holiday tradition: You’re giftless mere hours until Christmas, and it’s printouts and January ETAs for the unlucky few on your list. Gift ideas for the eternally belated.
Talented gift-givers put time and thought into selecting presents for their loved ones. Gift ideas for the ungifted.
It’s always better to give than to receive—at least that’s what your loved ones say, just as they’re about to open another present from you.
You made your list, checked it twice, and still haven’t bought a single gift. With just over 48 hours to go, it’s gift cards or IOUs—or these suggestions for the presents nobody will forget, no matter how much holiday cheer they down.
Every year you show up with a stack of giftcards from Rite-Aid. And every year your family roasts your chestnuts for waiting until the last minute to do your shopping. This year will be different.
Last year you did all your shopping on the drive to grandmother’s house, but this year you’ve got a chance to make good.
Don’t know what to get your (sorta) loved ones for the holidays? Well, there’s always powdered urine.