New York has half as many old school diners today as it did 20 years ago—the kind with affordable menus and international staff, not a slew of early a.m. DJ's featured in a restaurant called Diner in Manhattan's Meatpacking district.

Healthier eating habits, rent hikes, and the "preponderance of no-refill coffee places like Starbucks" are to blame. To lose diner culture is to lose "an antidote to urban loneliness," argues George Bletcher in the New York Times.

In recent years, restaurant profits have doubled over Christmas and New Year's Eve. Thanksgiving, however, remains a dine-at-home holiday. Data indicates that this change is due to millennials.

See also: the case for enjoying a Thanksgiving feast at Cracker Barrel.

Among the many pre-election proposals deleted from the Donald Trump's website is his stance on the FDA, which he thinks is guilty of "inspection overkill." His policies on immigration could decimate American crops, as most produce is picked by undocumented workers, and ignoring climate change as a reason for lower yields can't help. Also, he plans on getting advice from Soda Industry lobbyist Michael K. Torrey on how to address food issues. Good thing he loves Hispanics? 

Massimo Bottura of Osteria Francescana, voted the World's Best Restaurant, makes his signature dish of the "Crunchy Part of Lasagna"—a robustly Italian interpretation of chips and dip—and serves it to a robot.

1) "Drinking parity" achieved: women now drink about as much alcohol as men.

2) Your shampoo may be labeled "organic," but the term's probably meaningless.

While measures to get Americans to eat healthier are not trickling into the prison system, there is some demand for more nutritious food among prisoners. For example, Mobb Deep rapper Albert "Prodigy" Johnson has released a cookbook on how to eat better in prison. Though it hardly utilizes healthy ingredients, Commissary Kitchen makes an effort at well-being that goes beyond the sole green vegetable (green beans) the prison serves just once a week. 

First American Fried Chicken in Elizabeth, NJ, made waves for being the family shop of Ahmad Khan Rahami, who's suspected of planting multiple bombs in New York's tri-state area earlier this month. A dispatch from the scene shows locals' mixed feelings about the establishment; the restaurant's Yelp page has been flooded with xenophobic and racist remarks.

"Yelp has become a de facto forum for discussing controversial events in the US today," writes Abby Carney, "like a pizza restaurant refusing to serve gay customers, and a police officer injured by a glass-laden sandwich."

On September 13, one headline read: "Chrissy Teigen bashes 'oriental salad dressing' on Twitter." A majority of the headlines follow this same tone of "another person of color outraged at some insignificant thing again." But actually, if you read Tiegen's tweets, she starts off by saying she is "really really really really clearly not a PC type of gal."

Then, under fire for not being offended enough, she criticizes people brandishing "social media buzzwords of influence" and "all the non-Asians telling me what is offensive to Asians."

This begs the question: is the term "oriental" really so offensive? Who is really offended—Asians, or non-Asians on the behalf of Asians? These two articles illustrate how nuanced the semantics of racial politics are, and when food is involved—as in "oriental dressing"—it makes the debate sound too simple and, well, a little stupid, which of course some media companies capitalize on to generate clickbait.

Back to Teigen's original point, "oriental dressing" is an awkward coinage at a time when many menus simply read "Asian dressing" to the offense of nobody. It's not some apocalyptic call to stop eating a particular salad dressing, and to imply celebrities are advocating so in headlines is not just dumb but dangerous (see: alt-right, political correctness, Donald Trump). 

With chains like Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks now offering cold brew, it's a sign our coffee tastes have become more refined. Or is it simply that we need food trends to latch on to, to speak about in matter of absolutes on social media?

Running away from the mainstream, there's always "flash-brew."

Post-Brexit, Britain is likely going to lose its right to brag about its famous curry houses—or it'll probably continue to brag, but the food will indicate something else. Why? With a shortage of skilled South Asian staff, who already received the brunt of Britain's harsh immigration laws even before Brexit, restaurants will be forced to rely on graduates of learn-curry-quick crash courses (that nobody seems interested in taking).

One chef hopes that Brexit will be friendlier towards immigrants from former commonwealths, but the overall outlook is bleak.