Articles Written By John Warner
TMN contributing writer John Warner’s first novel, The Funny Man was recently published by Soho Press. He teaches at the College of Charleston and is co-color commentator for The Morning News Tournament of Books.
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Oct 22
Speaking of irony, did you know that Johnny Ramone was a republican? Also, while still speaking of irony, did you know that people who love the "real America" spend better...
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Oct 19
Two big pieces of news over the weekend, Obama's $150 million fundraising haul for September and Colin Powell's endorsement. Naturally, those of us worried about Obama's ultimate fortunes can figure out...
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Oct 16
Wow, the last 24 hours have been quite the whirlwind for Joe the Plumber. Turns out his name isn't Joe, he's not a plumber, he's a registered republican, (though republican challenges...
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Oct 15
Your link discussing your former high school econ teacher, Mr. Head, buried the lead that you are a seasoned politician yourself. Someday, between now and our temporary epistolary blog's expiration...
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Oct 8
God Bless technology! Number of times that Sarah Palin used the word "maverick" in her debate with Joe Biden: 15. Number of times John McCain used the word in last night's...
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Oct 5
If we're going to play the guilt by association game, let's not forget that Palin has birthed five children from the seeds of a secessionist. A few more kids and...
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Oct 2
In the immortal words of Alec Baldwin's character in the David Mamet movie, State and Main, "Well, that happened." Baldwin was describing a spectacular car crash which his character, a...
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Oct 2
As an addendum to your cogent and well-reasoned response to Michael questioning our support of the bailout, I'd just like to add that we're currently experiencing the negative corollary to...
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The Guilfoile-Warner Papers
Volley 2
Prior to the last week I began working on a speech for Barack Obama: My fellow Americans, I stand before you today humbled and grateful for the opportunity to be...
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Spoofs & Satire
I Write Camille Paglia’s Next Column so She Doesn’t Have To, Vol. 1: The UFC
For those who still don’t grasp the subtext, reifications of Anna Nicole, Ultimate Fighting, and Eddie Murphy.
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My Life in the Times
Gender-Bending Grade-Schooler Attracts Notice
One local boy’s locks sends shockwaves throughout his community, and a clear message to the world of fashion: The younger generation plays by a new set of rules.
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My Life in the Times
John Warner’s Datsun B210 Is Underpowered, Ugly
Power, speed, performance: You won’t find them here. Our reviewer is forced to put this once-sporty 1978 model through its paces. Part of a series of reports on the life of our writer.